Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

icantfeelmyarms:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

The points mattered to someone

(via cuntlery)

Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!

Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?

Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?

School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

"I had the impression it wasn’t night and it wasn’t day, but some lurid third interval that had suddenly slipped between them and would never end."
– Sylvia Plath (via cigarettegirl)