I feel like a million counted one at a time

May 29

Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

icantfeelmyarms:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

The points mattered to someone

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• Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
• Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
• Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
• School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

So I have this habit of pinching my neck ….

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I want that jacket

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May 28

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“I had the impression it wasn’t night and it wasn’t day, but some lurid third interval that had suddenly slipped between them and would never end.” — Sylvia Plath (via cigarettegirl)

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